Princess Poppy Pearce's Precious Possession Is Pilfered... AI Analysis

AI stats and analysis for Princess Poppy Pearce's Precious Possession Is Pilfered. absurd-3.

Image #1: Princess Poppy's Bedchamber and Princess Poppy Pearce Rages When She Discovers The Theft. 1A was created via Copilot and expanded using AirBrush. 1B was created with NightCafǝ.

Image #2: Prince Leontius Aurex at the Epulae Sumptuosae and Aasimar Accountant Daphne Economou. 2A and 2B were both created using NightCafǝ.

Characters.
01. Princess Paloma "Poppy" Pearce of Hlūdrīce aka The Loud Realm (Translation from Old English).
02. Bretwalda Phillip Pearce, Sovereign of Hlūdrīce. In Old English, the term "Brytenwalda" meant a "ruler of Britain" or a "wide ruler".
03. Prince Leontius Aurex. Prince from another dimension encountered by Poppy. ("Lion of Gold" evokes the lion motif and imperial warmth).
04. Lady Serena Hlūdmeolc, daughter of the Duke of Hlūdmeolc. Initiates Poppy into the Voluptas Clava.
05. Unnamed Hunky male aasimar massage therapist.
06. Aasimar Accountant Daphne Economou (Economou, rooted in "oikonomia", the ancient Greek logic of household management and cosmic order.
07. Beatrice. Poppy's personal maid.
08. Leofwynn Magus Momenti. The royal mage of Pearce castle.
09. Vivian Gauner, Halfling Female Rogue of the Swīgeland aka The Silent Land, the village of Stincantun (which was renamed from Lustbære). The thief who steals Poppy's gem.
10. Ward Wearde, the head of security and a former military man. In Old English, "wearde" is a form of the word "weard", which means guard, watchman, or protector.
11. Findan Nedoute, the royal tracker (referenced but not seen).
12. Giellan The Hlūd, chief among the screaming deities. Prayed to by Poppy.

Wordcounter.net.
Words: 2,215.
Characters: 12,831.
Sentences: 160.
Paragraphs: 69.
Reading Level: 11-12th Grade.

Decopy AI's AI generated text probability analysis.
Human: 32%.
Mixed: 44%.
AI: 24%.
Real Percent: 100 human. I did not seek AI assistance for this story or incorporate any AI suggested ideas, phrases or sentences.

Linnk Story Summarizer.

Overview.

Princess Poppy Pearce, accustomed to a life of luxury funded by her father's increased taxes on the citizens of Hlūdrīce, discovers her expensive dream gem, a device allowing her to relive memories, has been stolen. The gem was acquired during a costly trip to the Pleasure Dimension, a secret only known to members of the Voluptas Clava.

Poppy's initial panic leads her to suspect her maid, Beatrice, but the royal mage, Leofwynn Magus Momenti, uses his orbuculum to reveal the thief: a halfling woman who stealthily entered Poppy's bedchamber and stole the necklace while she slept.

Enraged, Poppy demands the head of security, Ward Wearde, find the thief. Evidence suggests the involvement of individuals from The Silent Land. Determined to retrieve her precious possession, Poppy insists on leading the search party herself, accompanied by Ward and Leofwynn, despite potential objections from her father. She prays to Giellan The Hlūd for success in her mission to reclaim the gem and punish the thief.

Bullets.
1. Princess Poppy Pearce wakes up and remembers her expensive vacation.
2. She discovers her dream gem, purchased in the Pleasure Dimension, is missing.
3. The gem allowed her to relive memories, but malfunctioned. (This is incorrect. At first Poppy suspects the gem malfunctioned, but soon discovers it didn't work because she was not wearing it because it was stolen).
4. A spell reveals a halfling woman stole the gem.
5. Poppy suspects the thief is from The Silent Land.
6. Ward Wearde finds evidence of multiple thieves.
7. Poppy decides to lead the retrieval operation.
8. She is accompanied by Ward Wearde and Leofwynn Magus Momenti.
9. Poppy prays for the gem's return and punishment for the thief.
10. Her father increased taxes to pay for her lavish lifestyle.

Summary.

Princess Poppy Pearce, a pampered royal accustomed to indulging her every whim, discovers her expensive dream gem, a device allowing her to relive cherished memories, has been stolen. The gem, recently acquired during a lavish trip to the Pleasure Dimension, was financed by a tax increase levied on her father's, Bretwalda Phillip Pearce, subjects.

The theft is discovered when Poppy attempts to relive a passionate encounter with a prince from another dimension, only to find the gem missing. Aided by her maid, Beatrice, and the royal mage, Leofwynn Magus Momenti, Poppy uses a magical orb to uncover the thief's identity: a halfling woman who infiltrated her bedchamber with remarkable stealth. Enraged, Poppy vows to retrieve her precious possession, suspecting the thief hails from the neighboring kingdom of The Silent Land.

Driven by a mix of entitlement and desperation, Poppy assembles a team consisting of the head of security, Ward Wearde, and the royal mage, Leofwynn, to track down the thief. Despite Wearde's initial reluctance and concerns about her father's reaction, Poppy insists on leading the expedition herself. She views the gem as her most valued possession and believes its recovery is paramount.

Before departing, she prays to Giellan The Hlūd, the screaming deity, for success in her quest. The princess is determined to reclaim her dream gem and punish those responsible for its theft, setting the stage for a potentially perilous journey into unknown territory.

Character Analysis.

Princess Poppy Pearce: A spoiled and self-centered princess, Poppy embodies unchecked privilege and a thirst for hedonistic pleasures. Her reliance on her father's wealth and her disregard for the commoners' well-being highlight her moral shortcomings. Despite her flaws, her determination to retrieve the stolen gem reveals a certain tenacity and resourcefulness.

Bretwalda Phillip Pearce: Poppy's father is portrayed as an enabler, willing to burden his kingdom with increased taxes to satisfy his daughter's extravagant desires. His actions demonstrate a lack of responsible leadership and a prioritization of familial affection over the needs of his subjects.

Leofwynn Magus Momenti: The royal mage is depicted as somewhat opportunistic and easily swayed by Poppy's charm. His willingness to use his magical abilities to assist her, even in potentially questionable endeavors, suggests a lack of strong moral principles.

Ward Wearde: The head of security is a loyal but somewhat cautious figure. He initially opposes Poppy's involvement in the gem's retrieval but ultimately complies with her wishes, demonstrating a sense of duty and respect for the royal family.

Theme Analysis.

Privilege and Entitlement: The story explores the corrupting influence of privilege and the sense of entitlement that can arise from it. Poppy's extravagant lifestyle and her expectation that her desires should be met at any cost exemplify this theme.

Greed and Materialism: The pursuit of pleasure and material possessions is a central theme in the story. Poppy's obsession with the dream gem and her willingness to go to great lengths to retrieve it highlight the dangers of unchecked greed and materialism.

Consequences of Selfishness: The story suggests that selfish actions can have far-reaching consequences. Poppy's extravagant spending and her father's decision to raise taxes to fund it ultimately burden the kingdom and create resentment among the commoners.

Deception and Intrigue: The theft of the dream gem introduces an element of deception and intrigue into the story. The identity of the thief and their motives remain unclear, creating suspense and setting the stage for a potentially complex investigation.

Futurum Drama Ludus Pilae et Baculi

Future drama game of the ball and stick.

Prompt: A semirealistic image of a large sports poster curling at the edges, taped to a brick wall. The poster features a stylized female cyclops baseball player with vivid purple hair in a messy ponytail wearing a blue baseball cap swings her bat at a baseball. She has only one eye, centered and expressive, giving her a bold, iconic look. The baseball trails a long, visible string through the air, adding surreal motion. The poster background shows a sunlit field with dramatic shadows and vibrant green grass. The overall design is vivid, energetic, and empowering.

The first image was created by Copilot and I did get a cyclops, while the second image was created on NightCafǝ and does not show a cyclops but an anime woman. There was one difference, which is that I added a hat for the second image.

Guesses accepted as to what this is an image depicting. First correct reply will be awarded a fantastic prize.

Vita Mea In Inferno aka My Life In Hell

I submitted a prompt to NightCafǝ that was created with assistance by Copilot. The prompt was rejected at NightCafǝ. Then I asked Copilot (which contributed to the prompt) to create the image for me. An image started taking shape, but then disappeared. A message said this...

It looks like that image couldn't be generated -- likely because the scene's intensity tripped a moderation filter. Even though your prompt was artfully restrained, the combination of crimson-skinned entities, pitchforks, and ambiguous suffering still registers as sensitive content in some systems.

Due to me wanting an image, I modified my text to read as follows...

Prompt: A semirealistic image of a volcanic landscape at night, with rivers of glowing magma flowing from distant eruptions. Fires flicker across the terrain, casting shadows beneath a dark, starless sky filled with swirling red clouds. Scattered throughout the molten ground are countless humanoid elemental figures formed from cracked, glowing stone. Some appear to reach upward, their gestures frozen in dramatic poses They laugh and scream for joy as they enjoy the fires licking at their bodies. Nearby, happy crimson-skinned entities with curved horns and spade-tipped tails observe the scene holding pitchforks. In the far distance, a towering fortress with jagged spires looms beneath the fiery sky.

This prompt created the image as shown at the top of this post. In the original prompt the people were being poked by the devils with pitchforks and screaming in pain insead of joy. Why I assume it was rejected. I have titled this image, "Vita Mea In Inferno".

Below is another image that was created with my original prompt. This image is titled, "Receperint ad Infernum", which translates from Latin as "You are received into hell".

Prompt: A semirealistic image of a landscape composed of flowing magma flowing from erupting volcanos in the distance. Fires burn and smoke rises as the magma flows. Among the magma and fires are thousands of humanoid figures composed of cracked and glowing magma. Their arms are outstretched and their mouths are open in horrifying screams. Humanoid demonic figures with red scaled skin, black horns and red tails tipped with spades poke some of the magma figures with pitchforks as they laugh. Overhead is a dark and starless sky filled with swirling red fire-filled clouds. In the background is a dark and ominous castle with multiple spires reaching toward the sky.


Note: I was inspired to create these images after re-reading this post from my blog Whoz Yo Mama!

Dervish's 22 Million Dollar Garage

My vintage car collection, as envisioned by Copilot.

1. 1934 Duesenberg Walker Coupe... a one-of-a-kind aerodynamic masterpiece with a long, sweeping hood, teardrop fenders, and chrome accents. The 1934 Duesenberg Walker Coupe was a one-off, custom-built car for pharmaceutical tycoon Josiah Lilly of Indianapolis, known for its groundbreaking aerodynamic design for the era. Commissioned to be a modern, efficient, yet classic-looking vehicle, it became the most expensive Duesenberg ever built, costing $25,000. Designed by Jay Herbert Newport and built by A. H. Walker, the unique car is now owned by Jay Leno and is recognized as one of the most beautiful Duesenberg designs. est value: $20,000,000.

2. 1953 Cunningham C3 Coupe... a low-slung, coachbuilt American-European hybrid with wire wheels, a bold grille, and deep navy paint. The Cunningham C3 Coupe was a high-performance grand tourer built by American sportsman Briggs Cunningham, designed to homologate his racing cars for the 24 Hours of Le Mans. It featured American engineering with a Chrysler Hemi V8 engine and a tubular chassis derived from the Cunningham race cars, combined with Italian styling and handcrafted bodywork by Vignale, based on a design by Giovanni Michelotti. Only 25 were built, including 20 coupes, and they were celebrated for their elegant design, performance, and were even selected by the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) for its list of the world's best contemporary automobile designs in 1953. est value: $906,624.

3. 1939 Lagonda V12... a British grand tourer with a long bonnet, twin headlights, and elegant curves, finished in silver-gray. The Lagonda V12 is a classic, luxury, large car produced by the British Lagonda company from 1938 until 1940. It was first shown at the 1936 London Motor Show but production did not commence until 1938. A Lagonda V12 Rapide was the most expensive car shown at the 1939 40th Anniversary show of the New York International Motor Show, offered at $8900. $8,900 in 1939 is equivalent to approximately $205,830.11 in 2025 dollars.

The V12 model featured an all new 4480 cc 60 degree V12 engine designed during the tenure of W. O. Bentley at Lagonda. The design concepts of the engine follow those established by Stewart Tresilian during his time at Rolls Royce and it seems likely that Tresilian who followed W O Bentley from RR to Lagonda was responsible for its design. The engine has a combined cylinder block and upper crankcase cast in iron with a light alloy lower crankcase. The cylinder heads are cast iron. Each bank of six cylinders has its own single overhead camshaft, chain driven, and its own distributor driven from the back of the camshaft. Twin downdraught SU carburetors are located between the engine blocks. 180 hp (134 kW) is developed at 5000rpm. est value: $1,650,000.

4. 1906 Stanley Steamer Vanderbilt Cup Racer... a steam-powered race car with exposed brass piping, wooden spoke wheels, and a minimalist cockpit. The Stanley Steamer Vanderbilt Cup Racer 1906 is an iconic vintage racing car that was built by the Stanley Motor Carriage Company between 1906 and 1910, and is widely regarded as one of the most advanced and technologically sophisticated vehicles of its time. This unique racer was specifically designed for the Vanderbilt Cup race held annually on Long Island, New York, and was named after William K. Vanderbilt Jr., the founder of the race.

One of the most distinctive features of the Stanley Steamer Vanderbilt Cup Racer 1906 is its unconventional powertrain, which is based on a steam engine. Unlike conventional internal combustion engines, which rely on the combustion of fuel and air to generate power, a steam engine works by heating water to create steam, which then drives pistons that power the wheels. In this case, the steam engine used in the Vanderbilt Cup Racer is a twin-cylinder compound engine, which means that it has two sets of pistons that work together to drive the car.

The engine is fueled by gasoline, which is burned in a small boiler to heat the water and generate the steam. The boiler is made of seamless steel and is designed to withstand high temperatures and pressures. To ensure that the boiler is always filled with water, the car is equipped with a large tank located behind the driver's seat. The tank holds about 25 gallons of water and is pressurized to prevent the water from boiling and spilling over. The tank is also insulated to keep the water from cooling too quickly and losing its steam-generating potential. est value: $275,000.

Grand Total: $22,831,624.